Somethings I am glad I am not part of the decision making. One of those things is definitely the removal of the front porch. We decided that we were definitely not keep the faux plantation front porch. It made the house interior extra dark. The hubs, aka demo god/construction genius/etc., made the executive decision as to how it would be removed. Rives style, hook it to the Jeep and pull. So safe. So brilliant. This is why I married the man. He made sure to make some “strategic” cuts to sever it from the main structure. So he said. Wrapped a chain around the porch structure and fixed it to the hitch of our 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee. He rev’d and well it didn’t come in one pull. His “strategic” cuts had missed a few members. So a few more cuts, another rev of the Jeep and the porch was demo’d. No it wasn’t epic, more of a flop and done.
